Official iPhone Order Process
Here are the steps to pre-order a new iPhone. Be sure to follow this procedure exactly as outlined to secure your iPhone.
- Steel yourself at 11:55 AM Pacific time. The battle is about to begin.
- Load store.apple.com at 12:00 AM (Pacific time).
- Note “We’ll be right back” page in all written languages.
- Refresh page.
- Shift in your seat uncomfortably.
- Check Twitter.
- Refresh page.
- Look at your clock.
- Refresh page.
- Post “Sigh… Apple Store is still down :(” to Twitter to let everyone else know.
- Refresh page.
- Repeat steps 6-7 until 12:35 AM (Pacific).
- Observe the “We’ll be right back” page now gives an error.
- Post this new information to Twitter immediately.
- Refresh page.
- Check the Apple Store app on your phone. Observe the same error.
- Force quit the Apple Store app and launch it again (this is how you refresh on mobile).
- Note the store loads.
- Gasp in amazement. (Softly so you don’t wake anyone.)
- Post this to Twitter.
- Cautiously tap to buy an iPhone.
- Acknowledge the error message. And repeat until it works.
- Enter the information to check your upgrade eligibility.
- Submit this information and wait 2 minutes. Acknowledge the error and repeat until it works.
- If your carrier says you can’t upgrade yet, take inventory of items you posses that you can sell to pay for the full iPhone list price.
- Select your iPhone size, color and capacity.
- Note that the iPhone you selected is unavailable.
- Try choosing a different color and/or capacity. Find a combination that is available and add to cart.
- Acknowledge the error and retry until you get that sucker in the cart.
- Hey, you may just do this. Note that it is now 1:30 AM (Pacific).
- Tap the “Checkout” button.
- Acknowledge the error.
- Cry softly and try again.
- Confirm your address and billing information are correct and submit the order.
- Fix the error in your address and billing information and try again.
- Acknowledge the error message.
- Re-evaluate your life.
- Search Google for reviews of the latest Android phones.
- Close browser.
- Reopen browser and check the Apple Store. Note it is still down.
- Tap to submit your order.
- Pray.
- That’s it!
- Post your success to Twitter.
- Go to bed.
- Wake up at 4 AM in a cold sweat. Towel off and go back to sleep.
- Wake up at 6 AM and realize you’re not happy with the color choice you made.
- Note that at this point, your preferred iPhone size, color and capacity is available for delivery by launch date.
- Go to your email and find the link to manage your order.
- View order information and take a deep breath and click to cancel the order.
- Acknowledge error.
- Keep trying.
- Confirm cancelation.
- Order a new iPhone.